Nakwabgud is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent mongoose.

Nakwabgud created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakwabgud, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nakwabgud, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Nakwabgud's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nakwabgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near pigs while wearing black trousers and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your hands.

5. Do not make images of living things.