Venpaglim is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional manatee.

Venpaglim created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venpaglim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Venpaglim, he will curse you with boils.

Venpaglim's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Venpaglim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Hide if three monkeys approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.