Kopcubgig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, pitiless wyvern.

Kopcubgig created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopcubgig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kopcubgig, she will turn you into a worm.

Kopcubgig's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kopcubgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.