Dimzodtarg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise turtle.

Dimzodtarg created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimzodtarg, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dimzodtarg, she will be very unhappy.

Dimzodtarg's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dimzodtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about asteroids.