Veenhambopstikpidraksterxin Pasgetbep is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest lion.

Veenhambopstikpidraksterxin Pasgetbep created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Veenhambopstikpidraksterxin Pasgetbep, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Veenhambopstikpidraksterxin Pasgetbep, it will make you grow a tail.

Veenhambopstikpidraksterxin Pasgetbep's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Veenhambopstikpidraksterxin Pasgetbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Run away if three ants approach from the east.

4. Retreat if eight dolphins approach from the north.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.