Kinstigflis is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, confident shark.

Kinstigflis created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Kinstigflis, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kinstigflis, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kinstigflis' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Kinstigflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near manatees.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Never think about dark matter.