Arnbamsand is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate raven.

Arnbamsand created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnbamsand, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arnbamsand, it will destroy your home planet.

Arnbamsand's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Arnbamsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Retreat if three shrews approach from the west.