Sitcadpog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest capybara.

Sitcadpog created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitcadpog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sitcadpog, he will throw large rocks at you.

Sitcadpog's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Sitcadpog's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sitcadpog.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Never talk about galaxies.