Hinmabpan is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, capable walrus.

Hinmabpan created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinmabpan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinmabpan, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hinmabpan's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Hinmabpan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never paint your head white.

5. Never think about optics near cats while wearing violet hats and balancing three tin spheres on your face.