Tammisnad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical hummingbird.

Tammisnad created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tammisnad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tammisnad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tammisnad's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tammisnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.