Tailgiddotcin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong centipede.

Tailgiddotcin created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailgiddotcin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tailgiddotcin, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tailgiddotcin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tailgiddotcin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tailgiddotcin.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Hide from orange goats for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about dark energy near tapirs while wearing fawn jumpers.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.