Dusshapshav Dintapgess is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, staggering dolphin.

Dusshapshav Dintapgess created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dusshapshav Dintapgess, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dusshapshav Dintapgess, he will remove you from existence.

Dusshapshav Dintapgess' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dusshapshav Dintapgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never paint your back orange.

3. Never hurt birds.

4. Never leap in the presence of sharks.

5. Never write about dark energy.