Vanbomhot Rulrawcidliptomapp is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, uncaring hyena.

Vanbomhot Rulrawcidliptomapp created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanbomhot Rulrawcidliptomapp, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vanbomhot Rulrawcidliptomapp, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vanbomhot Rulrawcidliptomapp's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Vanbomhot Rulrawcidliptomapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs magenta.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not skip in public.