Tincabfoss Gofvidsagfas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish eagle.

Tincabfoss Gofvidsagfas created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tincabfoss Gofvidsagfas, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tincabfoss Gofvidsagfas, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tincabfoss Gofvidsagfas' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tincabfoss Gofvidsagfas' Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are not to be trusted.

2. You must love Tincabfoss Gofvidsagfas.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tincabfoss Gofvidsagfas.

4. Tincabfoss Gofvidsagfas must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never hurt snails.