Lenkonsan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy scorpion.

Lenkonsan created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenkonsan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lenkonsan, it will send minions to preach to you.

Lenkonsan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Lenkonsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never run in the presence of rats.

3. Lenkonsan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.