Podjigkemgutcedloopfet Fossvonkhud is a god.

He takes the form of a small, cheerful butterfly.

Podjigkemgutcedloopfet Fossvonkhud created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Podjigkemgutcedloopfet Fossvonkhud, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Podjigkemgutcedloopfet Fossvonkhud, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Podjigkemgutcedloopfet Fossvonkhud's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Podjigkemgutcedloopfet Fossvonkhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near geese while wearing pink shirts.

3. Hide from orange bats for they are unholy.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not commit murder.