Suglarpnad is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain hyena.

Suglarpnad created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Suglarpnad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Suglarpnad, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Suglarpnad's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Suglarpnad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Suglarpnad.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Never skip near badgers.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.