Zimgepkap is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate newt.

Zimgepkap created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zimgepkap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zimgepkap, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Zimgepkap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Zimgepkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always obey Zimgepkap's priests.