Gudwadhun is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humane squirrel.

Gudwadhun created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudwadhun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gudwadhun, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gudwadhun's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gudwadhun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray tortoises, for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Do not shave your neck.