Fubsanbus is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive centipede.

Fubsanbus created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubsanbus, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fubsanbus, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fubsanbus' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fubsanbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

4. Do not take Fubsanbus' name in vain.

5. You must never eat corn.