Queegrotcibflig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful guinea pig.

Queegrotcibflig created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Queegrotcibflig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Queegrotcibflig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Queegrotcibflig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Queegrotcibflig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Queegrotcibflig on top of all buildings.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Queegrotcibflig.

3. Put Queegrotcibflig first in all things.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Queegrotcibflig in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.