Parkbidhab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing meerkat.

Parkbidhab created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkbidhab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Parkbidhab, it will send minions to preach to you.

Parkbidhab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Parkbidhab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Parkbidhab.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.