Fubfossleg Dogzagvig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient bat.

Fubfossleg Dogzagvig created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubfossleg Dogzagvig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fubfossleg Dogzagvig, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fubfossleg Dogzagvig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fubfossleg Dogzagvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.