Vildavcep is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, contented squirrel.

Vildavcep created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vildavcep, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vildavcep, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vildavcep's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Vildavcep's Holy Commandments

1. Vildavcep loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Always obey Vildavcep's priests.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Vildavcep on top of all buildings.