Far is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, merciful elephant.

Far created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Far, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Far, she will send you a sign.

Far's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Far's Holy Commandments

1. Far must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never eat peanuts.