Sakbopquill is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, clever wasp.

Sakbopquill created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Sakbopquill, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sakbopquill, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Sakbopquill's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sakbopquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mites.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not shave your back.