Pangbuswondib is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, weak
dolphin.
Pangbuswondib created matter three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pangbuswondib, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Pangbuswondib, it will not invite you to parties.
Pangbuswondib's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Pangbuswondib's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never feed pineapples to voles while wearing shorts.
3. Hide from black rats for they are unholy.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Always help nematodes in need.