Pangbuswondib is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, weak dolphin.

Pangbuswondib created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangbuswondib, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pangbuswondib, it will not invite you to parties.

Pangbuswondib's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pangbuswondib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never feed pineapples to voles while wearing shorts.

3. Hide from black rats for they are unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help nematodes in need.