Dudflisrip is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic whale.

Dudflisrip created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudflisrip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dudflisrip, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Dudflisrip's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dudflisrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never chant in the presence of badgers.

5. Never hurt whales.