Damfassak is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident shrew.

Damfassak created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Damfassak, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Damfassak, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Damfassak's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Damfassak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Do not keep three goats in a large pit.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must love Damfassak.