Budrakyak is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, quiet crow.

Budrakyak created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budrakyak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Budrakyak, he will refuse to believe in you.

Budrakyak's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Budrakyak's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Retreat if eight mice approach from the east.

3. Budrakyak must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about optics near doves while wearing fawn skirts.

5. Always wear mauve.