Sakbodmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, quiet hedgehog.

Sakbodmeg created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakbodmeg, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sakbodmeg, he will destroy your home solar system.

Sakbodmeg's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sakbodmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Never paint your hands fawn.

3. Always obey Sakbodmeg's priests.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Never eat spinach.