Vonfittom is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident jackal.

Vonfittom created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonfittom, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vonfittom, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vonfittom's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Vonfittom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.