Quatparkdud is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet porpoise.

Quatparkdud created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatparkdud, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quatparkdud, he will send minions to preach to you.

Quatparkdud's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Quatparkdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help otters.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.