Stancadbet is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable hippopotamus.

Stancadbet created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Stancadbet, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stancadbet, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Stancadbet's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Stancadbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.