Abdaphen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced parrot.

Abdaphen created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abdaphen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Abdaphen, she will curse you with boils.

Abdaphen's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Abdaphen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near swans while wearing cyan kilts.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Abdaphen.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not chop down trees.