Nurapprutt is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent mongoose.

Nurapprutt created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nurapprutt, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurapprutt, he will think nothing of it.

Nurapprutt's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Nurapprutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nurapprutt's name in vain.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not hurt dolphins.

5. Do not stand on grass.