Sawparklad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fast hyena.

Sawparklad created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawparklad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sawparklad, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Sawparklad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sawparklad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sawparklad on top of all buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.