Ragbinpid is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sage snake.

Ragbinpid created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragbinpid, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ragbinpid, it will turn you into a snail.

Ragbinpid's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Ragbinpid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.