Rilloopnad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, confident wyrm.

Rilloopnad created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilloopnad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rilloopnad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Rilloopnad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Rilloopnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to doves while wearing mauve skirts.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rilloopnad.

4. Never feed corn to voles while wearing shirts.

5. Never hurt squirrels.