Tendubminbud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental chicken.

Tendubminbud created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tendubminbud, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tendubminbud, it will laugh at you.

Tendubminbud's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tendubminbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near nematodes while wearing violet scarves and balancing eight platinum spheres on your head.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.