Wabjonrat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unthoughtful mink.

Wabjonrat created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabjonrat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wabjonrat, she will laugh at you.

Wabjonrat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Wabjonrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never sit in the presence of birds.

3. Wabjonrat loves mice, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look in ponds.