Vingabciss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow octopus.

Vingabciss created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vingabciss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vingabciss, she will turn you into a mole.

Vingabciss' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vingabciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Hide if three ducks approach from the east.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Vingabciss must be the most important thing in your life.