Popmaplag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind wyvern.

Popmaplag created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popmaplag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Popmaplag, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Popmaplag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Popmaplag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about frogs.