Kapsidken is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating salamander.

Kapsidken created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapsidken, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kapsidken, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Kapsidken's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Kapsidken's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect eight silver sculptures of Kapsidken on top of important buildings.