Viglibsat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy octopus.

Viglibsat created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Viglibsat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Viglibsat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Viglibsat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Viglibsat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat lentils.