Wighubdag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable bee.

Wighubdag created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Wighubdag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wighubdag, he will boil you in a big pot.

Wighubdag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wighubdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Never feed lots of garlic to nematodes while wearing pink coats.

5. Never look in ponds.