Witbusfasfligstigarndab Omtbanfit Karontyok is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow rat.

Witbusfasfligstigarndab Omtbanfit Karontyok created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Witbusfasfligstigarndab Omtbanfit Karontyok, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Witbusfasfligstigarndab Omtbanfit Karontyok, she will think nothing of it.

Witbusfasfligstigarndab Omtbanfit Karontyok's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Witbusfasfligstigarndab Omtbanfit Karontyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of mice.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Witbusfasfligstigarndab Omtbanfit Karontyok in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never play with disobedient children.