Metvedstik Fomtettisom is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, dishonourable centaur.

Metvedstik Fomtettisom created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Metvedstik Fomtettisom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Metvedstik Fomtettisom, it will destroy your favourite star.

Metvedstik Fomtettisom's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Metvedstik Fomtettisom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. You must pray to Metvedstik Fomtettisom four times a day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must love Metvedstik Fomtettisom.

5. Respect your elders.