Janyoktitwotlegsterjadspag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, narcissistic mink.

Janyoktitwotlegsterjadspag created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Janyoktitwotlegsterjadspag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Janyoktitwotlegsterjadspag, he will not care.

Janyoktitwotlegsterjadspag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Janyoktitwotlegsterjadspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must love Janyoktitwotlegsterjadspag.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear boots.