Yatjinbet is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, prudent whale.

Yatjinbet created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatjinbet, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yatjinbet, she will turn you into a slug.

Yatjinbet's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Yatjinbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never feed lemons to capybaras while wearing shirts.

4. Never feed lots of wheat to eagles while wearing orange jumpers.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.